Sunday, November 29, 2009

Remembering some of my "Cheap Dates"!

I kind of Forgot about this fun video series I co-hosted a couple years ago for WKYC TV 3 here in Cleveland. Cheap Date was a weekly segment that aired every Friday on WKYC TV-3 in Cleveland. Hosted by Geoffrey Short and Dave Tarbert , the segment aired in Channel 3's "Good Company" program and focused on out of the way places and out of the box events in and around Cleveland that make perfect alternatives to the same old dinner and a movie!



These are three of my faves from the two-season stretch:

"Cheap Date on the Rocks": Geoff and Dave get precariously perched on a peak at the Cleveland Rock Gym!

"Cheap Date at the Chocolate Factory" : Geoff tries to conquer his chocolate addiction while visitng Olympia Choclate Company!

"Cheap Date at the Crawford Auto Museum": You won't believe the trouble Geoff and Dave get into when they visit the Crawford Auto and Aviation Museum in Cleveland!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

One of the most breathtaking performances of one of my fave holiday songs I've ever seen.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Meet the Jerry Bruno Productions Team!


It's great to be a part of the Jerry Bruno Productions Staff! Meet the crew here and give us a shout if you're looking for spectacular music entertainment for your next event.

Friday, November 27, 2009

PART 5 OF MY DOCUMENTARY SERIES "STAGES- STORIES FROM THE BW MUSIC THEATER PROGRAM"


Enjoy Part 5 - In this episode we go to Music Theater Workshop class with the program's newest students as freshman tell their life stories through special exercises. Also we peek into the rehearsal process of "The Wild Party".


This documentary series follows the stories of the students and teachers of the acclaimed Baldwin-Wallace College Music Theatre Program led by Victoria Bussert. Produced by theater artist and documentarian Geoffrey Short, STAGES gives viewers unprecedented access to this exclusive program that draws the very best talent from around the country to this small private college in Berea, Ohio (just southwest of Cleveland). Graduates of this program often go on to careers on Broadway. Learn more about Baldwin-Wallace College at www.bw.edu. See other theater video documentary series from Geoff Short at www.youtube.com/CallBackCleveland.

Friday, November 20, 2009

STAGES: Stories from the BW Music Theater Program - Pt. 4


STAGES: Stories from the BW Music Theater Program - Pt. 4: "The Wild Party" auditions are over and casting deliberations begin. Be there among the students to share their reactions from the customary midnight posting of the casting results. Plus a special presidential reception for the MT students with BW President Richard Durst and his view of why the music theater program at Baldwin-Wallace is so special.

This documentary series follows the stories of the students and teachers of the acclaimed Baldwin-Wallace College Music Theatre Program led by Victoria Bussert. Produced by theater artist and documentarian Geoffrey Short, STAGES gives viewers unprecedented access to this exclusive program that draws the very best talent from around the country to this small private college in Berea, Ohio (just southwest of Cleveland). Graduates of this program often go on to careers on Broadway. Learn more about Baldwin-Wallace College at www.bw.edu. See other theater video documentary series from Geoff Short at www.youtube.com/CallBackCleveland.


Friday, November 13, 2009

A View from the Stage: CHECK PLEASE!


Such is the nature of our world in the music business that much of the payment for our services rendered happens in a face to face exchange at the end of any given gig. Of course, in most cases the "gig" in question has probably been one in which some pretty heavy drinking by the clients has been involved. This can make for some pretty interesting if not downright challenging situations during that final transaction. And so I write this open letter to our beloved customers:

Dear (insert special event name) Client,

We musicians realize that much like Dickens' ghost of Marley we carry the chains forged from decades of bad reputations for not showing up or showing up late and then raping and pillaging your entire shindig. We also realize that this negative stereotype makes your parting with your balance check BEFORE the gig about as likely as head table place settings for the rhythm section. But could YOU realize that at midnight after an entire day of revelry and all the Jack and Coke that goes with it, you're probably not in any frame of mind to deal with important financial transactions like making sure the band actually gets paid for services rendered?

Let me explain. In many cases where musical entertainment is contracted, a NON-REFUNDABLE deposit (don't even get me started on this oft-ignored policy) is required ahead of time to reserve the act for your event. Most of the time this deposit is 50% of the total due, with the other half due the night of the event. Fine. This first half of the transaction usually occurs on a weekday when everyone is sober. Don't get me wrong. All of us in the industry are grateful you've contracted our services. But here's hoping that more fathers of the bride and other special event benefactors realize that after a gig, we're sweaty, tired and just want to get paid, pack up our gear and head to bed. The challenge for many beleaguered band leaders and DJ's is actually collecting that balance check in a timely fashion once the lights come up at the end of the night. It's hard enough finding you among the remaining guests, probably interrupting whatever slurry conversation you might be in and holding our hand out like Oliver Twist asking for "more". Here are a few classic examples that can make it even harder (you know who you are!):

The Scribbler - Once you actually locate him after 20 minutes, this is the completely snockered dad who can barely hold his checkbook and a pen at the same time. Often the bandleader will politely stand before The Scribbler for an extended period of time while he goes through an inordinate amount of checks, screwing each one up worse than the other. The upside down check....the check where he accidentally writes the same profanity he is speaking...the check he fell asleep in the middle of writing. In the end you usually get a crumpled, damp piece of paper made out to: "Je78XXX7s Prkdd#@# F**CK!"

The Socialite - This is the mother of the bride or similar player who gets that classic look of "What? We owe you money?" look in her eyes upon your approach. She then proceeds to tell you to "follow her", and like a compensation-starved puppy you are on her tail throughout the entire reception. Of course, making a bee line to the source of the money would be too much to ask, so naturally she stops at every group of relatives for another extended conversation-the bandleader at her side like a personal valet. By the third or fourth stop to chat, she has completely forgotten who you are and where she was going in the first place and finally asks you to go get her another drink.

The Concierge - This is the would-be payer who left his checkbook up in the hotel room. This is easily a half-hour wait and you know once he finally gets up there, he forgot to get the keycard to the room from his wife.

The Hot Potato - This tactic is usually committed by a group of relatives who must be a joy to dine out with once the check comes because their paying-avoidance skills are honed to perfection. These are the folks who deflect you like running backs and refer you to another player like the best man who they think was in charge of disbursing checks...of course Best Man looks at you like you have three heads and you get passed off to Cousin Vinnie....Vinnie to Aunt Fannie..Fannie to...well, you get the picture. By the time this merry-go-round stops it's 3 am and you're looking at the busboy wondering if the tips in his pocket would be enough to cover the balance.

So...how to avoid this frustration? Take care of all the business transactions before the reception starts. Organize and write your vendor checks ahead of time and pass them out. Get it out of the way. We totally understand that paying before the party starts makes you nervous. But rest assured, we didn't spend the last three hours to set up a full ten-piece band and complete sound system only to dine and dash. We're there, we're staying and you will get the great entertainment you imagined. The artists at companies with reputations like Jerry Bruno Productions are consummate professionals who only want the best for you and for you to continue referring us to your friends and families. We've grown up from our wanna-be rock star days of raping and pillaging your gentile events. So pay up...early. You'll have a happy and content band and you can party 'til you puke! You'll be safe and we won't have to incur the wrath of a drunken Aunt Fannie. Check please.

Sincerely,

Geoff Short (aka Oliver Twist)

Geoff is the Sales and Promotions Manager at Jerry Bruno Productions and is the bandleader of JBP's band The Avenue. Contact him at geoff@jerrybruno.com.

THE AVENUE - from Jerry Bruno Productions

Seated: (l. to r.) Tiffany Marchak (Vocals), Geoffrey Short (Vocals), Leigh Peterson (Vocals
Back Row: (l.to r.) Ray Porello (Drums), L.R. Smith (Keyboards), Ian Indorf (Trumpet), Joe Blues (Guitar), Bob Kessler (Bass), Chris Vollstadt (Saxophone), B.J. Bishop (Trombone).

PART 3!! "STAGES" - Check it Out!

STAGES: Stories from the BW Music Theater Program!

In this episode, auditions and call-backs wrap up for the Baldwin-Wallace College production of Andrew Lippa's "The Wild Party"

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

She Ate My Tapes!!!


This is the face that ate 3 of my "Wild Party" production video tapes forcing me to re-record yet again! She literally ate my homework! Bad dog Violet!!

A History of Rubbing Elbows

Found these gems hidden under a pile on my desk from my days working in radio and television.


Me and Jerry Springer from my years
working at FOX 8 in Cleveland. Jerry
put many dinners on my table. Oooh
TRASHY!!


Me and Marie Osmond at my first radio gig ever at
WGAR Cleveland's Country Music Station...still love
country music!



Me and Randy Travis. Sweet guy...enormous forehead.
Love his song "Forever and Ever, Amen". What is with
my gargantuan glasses? Thank God for lasik!


Me and Drew Carey right after the Browns left town for
Baltimore- I was Promotions Director for Sportsradio WKNR
and we were doing a bunch of Browns Hater Promotions!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

PART 2 OF "STAGES"!


Here is part 2 of "STAGES: Stories from the BW Music Theater Program"

In this episode, go behind the scenes of auditions for BW's Fall musical Andrew Lippa's "The Wild Party". In the BW Music Theater program, where every opportunity is a teaching opportunity, an audition can be so much more than just a tryout.

Welcome to my new video documentary series "STAGES: Stories from the BW Music Theater Program"!


I'm always so grateful when anyone takes the time to watch my "Call-Back" videos documenting the process of producing live theater. I'm even more grateful when someone notices and hires me to do more of it! That was the case earlier this year when Vicky Bussert, the head of the Baldwin-Wallace College Music Theater program asked me to produce a brand new series for them that we call "STAGES:Stories from the BW Music Theater Program ".

The "STAGES" series follows the stories of the students and teachers of the acclaimed Baldwin-Wallace College Music Theatre Program led by Victoria Bussert. Produced by theater artist and documentarian Geoffrey Short, STAGES gives viewers unprecedented access to this exclusive program that draws the very best talent from around the country to this small private college in Berea, Ohio (just southwest of Cleveland). Graduates of this program often go on to careers on Broadway. Learn more about Baldwin-Wallace College at www.bw.edu. See other theater video documentary series from Geoff Short at www.youtube.com/CallBackCleveland.

A new episode will be posted to YouTube every Friday. I will post them here as well.

Here's episode 1. In this first episode, the MT students from freshman to seniors meet for the first time as a complete group. They learn some about some of the philosophies of the program from its teachers and they learn some interesting things about each other as well.